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VyKingz Show 9/20 Peabody’s

To But tickets for the VyKingz show at the battle of the Bands at Peabody’s on Sept. 20 email vykingzrok@hotmail.com or by calling 216-337-5440.

Tickets can also be purchased with PayPal by clicking the Add to Cart button.


Robotic Legs for the Lazy

The Japanese have finally solved the problem of people having to walk. They are developed these robotic legs from Honda to make walking and standing easier. Finally I was sick of having to get up and walk to the fridge from my couch and now I have these robotic legs to assist me thanks Honda! Am I the only one or do these things look really uncomfortable on the crotch. It makes walking easier but it crushes your nuts so its a bit of a trade off.

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Why Gay People are Still the Big Losers

November 8th was a monumental event and big changes came to America especially for minority groups. One glaring exception was gay people who were shocked to see state amendments against gay marriage pass in three states most surprisingly liberal California.

California was shocking because recently the state supreme court okayed gay marriage but now that decision is in question. It wasn’t as if the pro-equality side didn’t have enough money to run a campaign. They raised almost twice as much as their opposition. Polling suggested that people were favoring the pro-equality side but when the time came to vote it was apparent that many people were not honest with how they really felt about the issue.

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McCain Thinks Western Pennsylvanians are Racist

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Apparently John McCain has switched sides and now is against his supporters. Actually he makes a huge gaffe and the recovery he attempts afterwards is painful to watch. Listen to how silent the crowd goes after he says he agrees with Obama and his supporters. It is made all the more worse by how confident McCain looks before he screws up the line.

Here is the clip of Murtha that McCain was attempting to respond to.

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Best of Cleveland Haunted Houses 2008, Legend of Scarecreek

I’m writing the haunted house review this week. We went to the Legend of Scare Creek in Canton. If you haven’t been there before I can give you simple directions go to the middle of BFE and then turn left and go another mile. Seriously the drive up there takes forever and once you get there the drive way also takes forever.

The first thing you will notice is that its freakin’ dark in the parking lot. There’s like one light and that’s it. If you follow the crowds of people up the hill eventually you’ll arrive at the ticket booth. The have pizza, candy and hot apple cider in case your also hungry. The ticket says that there are five haunted houses for you to go to. Trying to visit them in order is problematic though.

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Comic Con Geeks

Here are pictures of the geeks at Comic Con dressed up in their cosplay outfits. Whats surprising is how many attractive girls there are, maybe I need to get my own lame costume.

Religulous

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Here is the trailer for the new documentary Religulous with comedian Bill Maher. Its a Michael Moore style documentary where Maher goes around and investigates religion and what is it exactly that people believe and why they are passionate about it. Of course Maher acts like a total ass in the process but what else is new. This is part of a growing trend of people questioning the notion that religion is an essential and necessary part of society and you can’t be a good person with out it.

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It’s the End of the Internet as We Know it and I Feel Fine

The new book “The Future of the Internet – And How to Stop It” by Jonathan Zittrain is about the history and development of the internet and looking towards the future were the internet is more controlled and regulated. The internet started just as its name implies as a network between users and their computers in which information was transmitted, using Zittrains analogy, like a person being passed around through a moss pit. In the past this was not much of a problem, but now that the internet had exploded in popularity safety concerns have arisen because of people that prey upon this free flow of information and try and use it for their own illegal purposes. Things like viruses, trojans and worms are commonplace now and it is worried that this fragile network might be in danger because of that.

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SNUFF

SNUFF is the latest book by Chuck Palanuik told from the perspective of different men involved in a record breaking 600 man gang bang. The afformentioned gang bangee is named Cassie Wright and as part of a viral marketing campaign they have produced trailers for some of her “famous” movies. Check them out their pretty funny.

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Unbelievable Sportmanshit

To summarize Western Oregon College softball player Sara Tucholsky, who hit the ball out of the park against Central Washington but tore a knee ligament while rounding first base. It’s not a home run unless she makes it home, and she couldn’t walk, so two Central Washington players carried her around the bases.

Central Washington ended up losing the game and being eliminated from the playoffs. One of the girls who helped Tucholsky around the bases said, “”In the end, it is not about winning and losing so much. It was about this girl. She hit it over the fence and was in pain, and she deserved a home run.”

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Why America is Doomed

Exhibit A: Two horrendous impersonators mock the people who we expect to be the leaders of our country. Apparently the office of the president has no respect anymore (thank you George W. Bush) and is now just a joke. Pretty much everyone feels that they are better than the candidates. Since both Barrack and Hillary were beaten by the big Samoan guy does that mean that he is the democratic candidate? I sure hope so I am not looking forward to more months of speculation and polling. He could probably kick John McCain’s ass well so the Democrats would have a lock come November.

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Vista Rockin’ the Sales

This video has been unleashed on the general public recently. It was a internal promotional video for Microsoft’s sales staff to pump them up for selling Windows Vista. It features “Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band” singing about how rockin’ the new service pack update 1 is. They don’t mention all of the bugs that Vista had when it shipped and how vastly inferior it is to Windows XP in every regard, but hey they have a bad parody rock band. I enjoy the fact that they are spoofing a video from almost 20 years ago. Maybe the reason Windows Vista isn’t selling is because Microsoft is completely out of touch secluded in its fortress of doom in the Pacific North West. Seriously what ever PR firm made this turd should be banned from making any type of promotional material in any media ever.

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Expelled or Why Jesus Knows Better than Darwin

I’m sure you’ve seen the trailer and ads for the new movie Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! with Ben Stein on TV or the internet. The premise of the movie is that Big Science the elitist scientific establishment is keeping Intelligent Design out of the classrooms and ruining the careers of any scientist who speaks in favor of it.

Stein says on the topic, “Big Science in this area of biology has lost its way,” says Stein. “Scientists are supposed to be allowed to follow the evidence wherever it may lead, no matter what the implications are. Freedom of inquiry has been greatly compromised, and this is not only anti-American, it’s anti-science. It’s anti-the whole concept of learning.”

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Time To Pretend

After watching this video I feel like I have either seen god or had a seizure. Either than or I ate some bad brownies and now I’m craving a bag of Cheetos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnXRfhIDLtA

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Get Twittering

What is Twitter? Well it’s blogging for people with ADHD. Updating your blog daily with painstaking detail of your every action not good enough, wish you could update in real time while your doing it as well as alert all of your friends simultaneously then Twitter is for you. All you have to do is go to twitter.com to sign up for a free account.

Once you’ve signed up you can set up your phone and instant messenger client to receive updates as well. It works like this you can log on to twitter and update your blog from there, or you can use your IM client or most importantly you can update your twitter blog from your phone.

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