No Room for Porn at the Inn
Holy Christ on a cracker!
The ultra fundies are at it again. Now they want to remove porn from hotel rooms.
"There's porn in hotel rooms?" you say. No, not in the nightstand (there's a Bible there) and no, you can't get complimentary strippers.
They want to get rid of the porn that's hidden deep inside the Idiot Box. The Boob Tube. The TV. That porn that you can't get unless you turn on the TV, go through 10 menus, choose the right one and put in a PIN to get. The porn you get charged megabucks for.
From the article:"These are places that you take your family -- these are respectable institutions," said Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council. "Anything that brings porn into the mainstream is a concern. It just desensitizes people."
Someone needs to make these Fundies hip to capitalism, and soon. Do they actually think that hotels are making all their money SOLELY off of families blowing in for one night on their way to Grandma's? Of course they aren't. They're making their big bucks off of business travelers - companies with huge accounts that send their guys out to Wichita, Kansas to consult the owners of Wichita Widgets for 2 weeks in June without their wives or their families, who have nothing better to do once they get back to the hotel than to WATCH PORN because, heck, they're guys in Wichita for two weeks without their wives or families.
There's also the Cheaters and the Escort Service Clients and the People Who Want To Go To A Hotel To Watch Some Porn.
Sure, there's families. There's families with Mom and Dad and 2.5 kids on their way to Grandma's or enjoying 3 glorious nights in Sandusky so they can visit Cedar Point. But if you're doing things right, your kids shouldn't be glued to the tv with the remote in one hand traversing the PPV menus. Surely 2 adults (the Christian Family Rule) stuffed in a room with their kids can manage to keep their kids from seeing a little T&A on the tube.
Luckily, the heads of Marriot and Hilton aren't going to bow down to the Insaninites.
"In-room movies are a revenue stream," he [Roger Conner of Marriot] said. "This is a business matter."
Amen. The Fundies have the right to NOT patronize any hotel they want. They have the right to tell other people to NOT patronize the hotels. They even have the right to set up Web sites telling people all about Clean Hotels.
But do they have the right to tell the government to tell the business owners how to run their business? Fuck no.
Now, if you excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower. And it's not because I was just watching porn.
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From the cleanhotels.com site.. They have a pledge..
“Because I don’t want those who travel alone, or hotel associates, to be exposed to the dangerous environment created because other guests have been watching graphic, violent hardcore movies…”
If these people would pay attention to what they are talking about, they would know that hardcore porn + voilence is ILLEGAL in this country. No hotel will ever show illegal material… well I imagine there is some 2 room one in a dark alley in NYC that will.. but it sure ain’t Mariott or the Hilton.
People really need to pay attention to WTF they are going to rant about before they open their mouths… digitally or otherwise.
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I need to be protected from these people, not procreation! If they take porn, what will they take away from us next? The complimentry shampoo? Towels?! Will we be reduced to staying in a room that only lets us watch the Disney Channel and CNN?!!!
August 23rd, 2006 at 6:02 pm
I noticed something rather insidious the other day. I was in Utah (big warning right there, I know), staying at a Comfort Inn, and every time I turned the TV on, it defaulted to the Disney Channel. Sure, I could change it, but you gotta wonder how much the Disney Channel paid to be the default channel at that (or all?) Comfort Inn(s)?
To tell the truth, I didn’t try to look for porn. I had copious amounts of it with me already.
August 23rd, 2006 at 6:49 pm
There is a lot of porn in that nightstand. In fact, I bet I could muster an erection from reading certain passages in the Bible (although I don’t think there is enough there to sustain orgasm).
September 11th, 2006 at 12:52 am