Average Job Salaries Available in Your Area!
I recently stumbled on this site that tells you the average pay rates for jobs depending on where you live. Useful, right? Unfortunately for those who are taking the internet seriously, this site has been rendered useless. You might be asking your self how this is possible, the internet is infallible. I know, it’s a shock to us all. Let me just give you some average job salaries.
customer service in Ohio
$31,000
pizza delivery professional in Ohio
$33,000
pizza boy in Ohio
$86,000
First off, I don’t know anyone working at the local big box retail store that makes 31,000 a year. And second, let’s look the difference in title. Obviously that means a lot to your employers. I mean, if you are a pizza delivery professional you only make 33,000 a year but if you just shorten it to pizza boy you make more than twice that much. It must be sex appeal. You definitely sound sexier as a pizza boy.
Let’s keep going:
dracula in Ohio
$84,000
frankenstein in Ohio
$97,000
Even now Bela Lugosi can’t win. He is dead and he still loses to Boris Karloff. And personally I think that Dracula would be sexier than Frankenstein. So the pay scale here is not based on sexiness.
ho in Ohio
$43,000
prostitute in Ohio
$93,000
pimp in Ohio
$62,000
pimp daddy in Ohio
$27,000
For some reason here you see a massive decline in pay from going to a pimp to the promoted pimp daddy. Not really sure why that is but obviously those prostitutes are holding out on their pimps, too.
Ninja in Ohio
$66,000
Pirate in Ohio
$29,000
And as far as those ancient rivalries go, ninjas win again. I really was rooting for the pirates, too, seeing as how we have one of the Great Lakes which would make pirating much more easy. I guess the lack of birds and peg legs might be a deterrent but I thought the excess of anime freaks would scare away most ninjas. Maybe that is why they are paid so much, too many anime nerds makes the actual amount of ninjas in this area rare meaning they get paid more. Ahh, now it all makes sense.
dying in Ohio
$56,000
And apparently it even pays to die in Ohio.
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