It has taken five years and two wars, but finally, author Dinesh Dâ€™Souza has found the real cause of the 9-11 terrorist attacks.Â Saddam Hussien?Â Nope.Â Lax airport security?Â Sorry.Â Osama bin Laden and the extreme religious conservatives who plotted and carried out the attacks?Â Not so much. The real culprit is gay marriage and Fear Factor.Â D'Souza explained on the Colbert Report. [youtube]rqIXBRTwcUI[/youtube] Now, some might say that advocating that we become more like the terrorists in order to avoid terrorist attacks is sort of like giving in.Â But that's just silly.Â Let me explain why with a simple analogy everyone can understand : Imagine you are back in grade school and out of no where another kid hits you in the head with a rock, then says: "That's for all the times you came over to my house and broke our yard gnomes.Â Also, your T-shirt has GI Joe on it and that means you are an idiot because Thundercats are obviously better than GI Joe and Panthro rules!" How should you respond?Â Now my first thought would be to go over to a totally different kid's house and start breaking his yard gnomes in revenge.Â But it turns out, the best course of action is to stand up, brush the dirt and little rock pieces out of your hair, and tell your attacker: "Of course, you are right, Thudercats is way better than GI Joe, though I must point out that Lion-o is truly our lord and savior.Â This shirt is a hand-me-down from my brother, I blame him for the whole situation!" That way, the disagreement is cleared up immediately, and instead of a schoolyard enemy you now have an ally to help you plot the brutal beating of your own brother. Isn't it funny how things like this end up?Â It truly takes a world-class intellect like D'Souza to figure things like this out, but once he says it, it so obvious!Â It's just like when the Wright brothers had their first flight, and the next day everyone walked around saying, "all it took for man to fly was an airplane!Â Why didn't I think of that?"