What Villians are Thankful For
In a recent artIcle on i-mockery.com, superheroes said what they are thankful for this Thanksgiving. In order to give equal time I recently asked supervillians what they are thankful for this season.
Blob | I am thankful for my friends and family...what are you surprised I didn't say food. You bastards I have a genetic disorder why must you be so cruel. |
The Joker | I am greatful Batman is too much of a pussy to kill my crazy ass. What do I have to do, shoot his best friend's daughter and paralyze her... oh wait I did that and he still did nothing. What a fag! |
Magneto
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I'm thankful you stupid humans haven't invented plastic bullets yet. I mean really, even if you ran at me with a pointed stick I'd be screwed. |
Dr. Polaris
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I'm thankful copyright infringement doesn't apply to comic book powers. But seriously we're totally different he's a mutant and I got my powers from exposer to magnetic field or something like that. Also my costume totaly kicks as, how does he even look like a magnet? |
Lex Luthor
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I'm greatful for the dumbasses in this country who voted for George Bush. If the're dumb enough to vote for him then surely they'll elect me. Luthor in 2008! |
Gorilla Grodd
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I love the Animal Planet channel. Its the best free porn ever! |
Galactus
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I HUNGER HERALD BRING ME CRANBERRY SAUCE! AND THEN SOME PUMPKIN PIE AND DON'T FORGET THE WHIPPED CREME!! |