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Ask a Stupid Question: Feet
It’s tume once again for ask a stupid question, where I post a stupid question on Yahoo! Answers and see how many idiots I can get to actually answer it. This weeks question was, If you could taste with your feet, what would you want the floors of your house to be made of? Below are the top five dumbest answers along with my insightful commentary.
Ask a Stupid Question: Unicorns
Yahoo has started a new feature on its website called Yahoo! Answers. On it people can ask any sort of question they like and have it answered by other people on the web. Now if your like me your probably thinking why would I want to ask people on the web they’re all a bunch of furry loving idiot losers who are only answering questions in between looking at whatever disgusting subfetish furry site they happen to be masturbating to at the time, and you’d be right. So I took it upon myself to ask these morons a stupid question and then post their answers on this site so that they can be publicly mocked. For my first question I picked a topic that I’m sure has been on a lot of people’s mind for a while, Are all Unicorns gay or just some? Here is the original thread and below I posted the stupidest answers with my own evaluations of them.
The Internet is for Idiots
I hate all of you morons out there on the internet. Week after week I give you brilliant and insightful articles, and what do you give me back? Shit that’s what. You shit in my face. You son of a bitches haven’t put my articles in the top 10 not once. How many fucking times do you have to read why You Tube works? Don’t you get how it works by now you cretins? Idiots like youself put stupid videos of them hurting themselves or ones where they make a whiny video blog about how lame and worthless their lives are and then you idiots watch it and say gee that guys just like me I should make a video and put it on You Tube and I could be famous too. But you don’t because your too fat and lazy and can’t waste any time reaching that next level in World of Warcraft, you sicken me. Don’t you realize how brilliant I am? Haven’t you read my articles and wept at the supreme literary prowess as it flows off the screen like poetry? Aparently not because you all are idiots. And how come none of you bastards ever posts any comments about my posts, huh? What are they too intelligent for your meager brains? But oh that article about some shit dick in Canada well we’ll just write like a million comments on that because we’re stupid Canadian and all we can do is comment about our own shitty country. Canada sucks, accept it. No one cares about you or your stupid country. If every one dropped dead in Canada tomorrow would anyone care? No the lead story would still be Justin Timberlake unveils new line of low rise jeans called Sexy Cracks. Why do I even bother extolling my wisdom to you unintelligent masses when you time and time again choose to ignore it? You all suck and I hate you, but you know what you won’t even read this so it doesn’t matter. Here’s a question for you to comment on, when I’m fucking your mother tonight should I punch her in the back of the head before or after I cum in her ass. Let me know your thoughts ;).