Best of Cleveland Haunted Houses 2008, Legend of Scarecreek

I’m writing the haunted house review this week. We went to the Legend of Scare Creek in Canton. If you haven’t been there before I can give you simple directions go to the middle of BFE and then turn left and go another mile. Seriously the drive up there takes forever and once you get there the drive way also takes forever.

The first thing you will notice is that its freakin’ dark in the parking lot. There’s like one light and that’s it. If you follow the crowds of people up the hill eventually you’ll arrive at the ticket booth. The have pizza, candy and hot apple cider in case your also hungry. The ticket says that there are five haunted houses for you to go to. Trying to visit them in order is problematic though.

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Movie Review Double Header

To start off the big summer movie season I saw two of the most hyped movies, Spiderman 3 and 28 Weeks Later. Both of these were supposed to be action-packed movies with a thrill a minute. Needless to say I was not impressed by either.

First Spiderman 3… when exactly did they decide that the needed to make Spiderman more Emo in this movie? Were they doing market research and said “hey lots of kids today are whiny bitches let’s make Spiderman more like that so people relate more to him.” The main problem with the movie is that there were too many villains and no plot line. We get the the New Goblin, Sandman and Venom and yet the stories for all of them are beyond lame, and none of them are really bad guys they’re just misunderstood. Heck Sandman even killed Spiderman’s Uncle and he still forgives him, lame. The special effects were cool but they weren’t enough to make of for all the cheesy lame scenes.

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