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Ask a Stupid Question: Feet

It's tume once again for ask a stupid question, where I post a stupid question on Yahoo! Answers and see how many idiots I can get to actually answer it. This weeks question was, If you could taste with your feet, what would you want the floors of your house to be made of? Below are the top five dumbest answers along with my insightful commentary. feet1.jpg I guess you could make floors out of cheese, well not swiss with all the holes it wouldn't have enough structural integrity, but beer? Last time I checked beer was a liquid, so unless you are the second coming of Jesus then I don't think so. feet2.jpg Wow a girl picking chocolate what a suprise... Mashed potatoes with gravy, that shit would be too hot and would burn your feet, no way that would work. Green beans? Those taste like crap what are you stupid? And how would you clean the floors? What are you going to do swiffer the mashed potatoes? feet3.jpg No I'm not high, but you must be considering you wrote a novella about this dumb question. Why would you allow poeple to walk around your house with their shoes on? Wouldn't you be a little more careful with your strawberry Twizzler floors, I mean my floors are just made of wood and I make people take off their shoes when they walk on them. feet5.jpg Wow what an annoyingly trendy answer. Why don't you move to New York, or as it should be known Nazi Germany with all your fellow fascist liberals. Just because somethings bad for people you think it should be banned. What's next banning sunshine, I bet you bastards could if you would. feet6.jpg Why are you wearing socks you idiot! The whole point is walking around barefoot tasting whatever you floor is made of. If you wearing socks, all you will be tasting is sock, which kind of defeats the purpose. Way to have no imagination I hate you.

Ask a Stupid Question: Unicorns

unicorn6.jpgYahoo has started a new feature on its website called Yahoo! Answers. On it people can ask any sort of question they like and have it answered by other people on the web. Now if your like me your probably thinking why would I want to ask people on the web they're all a bunch of furry loving idiot losers who are only answering questions in between looking at whatever disgusting subfetish furry site they happen to be masturbating to at the time, and you'd be right. So I took it upon myself to ask these morons a stupid question and then post their answers on this site so that they can be publicly mocked. For my first question I picked a topic that I'm sure has been on a lot of people's mind for a while, Are all Unicorns gay or just some? Here is the original thread and below I posted the stupidest answers with my own evaluations of them. unicorn11.jpg I guess if you were wearing a unicorn it would like pretty gay, plus I'm sure PeTA would be pissed. unicorn2.jpg Wow thanks for typing all that out for that lame joke at the end that doesn't even make sense. What does Heterocorn even mean I mean it's not a pun or anything. Maybe if they were called Homocorns then it would make sense. I guess Unicorn and Bi-Corn kind of works, but you ruined it with the hyphen stupid. That joke should be gay unicorn are called Bicorns because they have horns stuck in both ends. unicorn3.jpg Okay unless you are a thirteen old girl masquerading as a 40 year old bald loser then you have no business reading fantasy novels about unicorns. But I do hear Peter Jackson will be directing the first "Spellsinger" movie, oh no wait that only happens in the pathetic fantasy world in you mind. unicorn4.jpg Um...Unicorns are real if you read the bible it says they were their before the great flood, but did not get on the ark because they were too busy horning each other (horning being the gay Unicorn equivalent of fisting) to get on the ark. However, some did survive in the underwater city of Atlantis, with the Lesbian Dragons. So unless your saying the bible and Jesus are wrong then I guess you are. And finally the dumbest answer. unicorn5.jpg Yeah cuz if I did I'd land on his horn, oh wait that's right Unicorns have four legs so if I did jump on him I would just land on his back and we'd ride away over a rainbow bridge into the clouds. Well I don't think we really answered the question here, but gay or not Unicorns still can kick your ass with that horn of theirs. Well until next time I'm off to finish up reading the Spellsinger series, then pretend I'm an anthropmorphic Unicorn in a world of other anthropomorphic mythical creatures who love and accept me, and also make me wear a diaper.