Et Tu Peanut Butter?
I love Peter Pan Peanut Butter, make that “loved”. I thought we had a great relationship I mean I’ve been eating you for lunch since 4th grade. Sure every once and awhile I’d have something else but it meant nothing, I was just having fun and you knew that. That’s why after over 10 years together I was so shocked to find out on the internet that you were contaminated with Salmonella.

