Why America is Doomed

Exhibit A: Two horrendous impersonators mock the people who we expect to be the leaders of our country. Apparently the office of the president has no respect anymore (thank you George W. Bush) and is now just a joke. Pretty much everyone feels that they are better than the candidates. Since both Barrack and Hillary were beaten by the big Samoan guy does that mean that he is the democratic candidate? I sure hope so I am not looking forward to more months of speculation and polling. He could probably kick John McCain’s ass well so the Democrats would have a lock come November.

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Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran

John McCain has offically given up on ever becoming president. Apparently his solution to dealing with Iran is to Bomb Bomb Bomb them. First off if you are going to declare war on a nation can you not do it in song form, or at least have some musical accompaniment.

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