Unsought Input

UPDATE: It has come to my attention that this video is indeed a fake. Apparently Pauly Shore is so desperate for attention he faked this fight to get people to pay attention to him. The fact that I fell into his trap of publicizing him sickens me. I think the only fair punishment for this hoax would be for Pauly to be put to death by being dissolved in acid. Now I know this seems harsh but if we don’t take a stand now Pauly shore will continue to terrorize the country with his unfunny schtick. I’m not doing this for me, think of the children and how happy they will be to be in a Pauly shore free world.

This has got to be the best video I have ever seen on the internet period. It features none other than the Weezel himself, Pauly Shore, getting knocked the fuck out in a club in Texas. You might be asking yourself, now what did Pauly do to deserve this? Obviously you have never seen Encino Man, Son in Law, Bio-Dome, Jury Duty, etc.

Why does someone as seemingly devoid of humor as Pauly Shore have a career in showbiz? …Oh that’s right, his mother owned the Comedy Store and basically got him into it. And she also gave him millions of dollars to mooch on because I’m sure Pauly isn’t still living of that Bio-Dome money. Finally Karma has reared its fist and given Pauly exactly whats his had coming his whole life. The best part of the fight is notice how the Cop only comes to get the guy after he knocks out Pauly, obviously he wasn’t in a big hurry to save the Weezel’s ass. Also the crowd is laughing and cheering after Pauly gets hit, probably more laughs than he’s ever got in his career. Now if only Rob Schneider would go to Texas the world would be at peace. So without further ado enjoy!

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Unless you have been under a rock for the past month and don’t know who Borat is, it should come as no surprise that his movie opened at #1 this weekend. The Borat movie is one of the funniest movies to come out in a while and definetely pushes the boundaries of humor about as far as they can go before someone is killed, which he almost is a couple of times in the movie.

What is surprising though is that the movie was only showing on 837 screens versus the Santa Clause 3 (ugh they actually made a part 3), which was on 3458 screens. Even though it was shown on less than a third of the screens, it managed to make $26 million while Shitty Clause 3 made only $20 million. You would think after all the hype this movie has been receiving that that the studio would have a little more faith in it and put it on more screens opening weekend.

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Hi guys! My name is Jamal and I just wanted to introduce our new Klub. This is the Gay Black Jewish Klansmen for Tolerance and Understanding Klub. I am this years (our first!) President and cofounder with Dante. I am posting a picture of our first meeting after we got the robes specially made in Mexico. (They were expensive! Who knew that pink and purple satin cost so much!)

Not pictured: Danny. We told him that he didn’t fit the criteria for the Klub but he kept showing up at Dante’s house and saying things like “I thought you were understanding! Either way, we had to change the night so he would stop coming. And, Dante’s mom told him that if he shows up again, she will call the police. Thanks Dante’s mom!

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