It’s the End of the Internet as We Know it and I Feel Fine

The new book “The Future of the Internet - And How to Stop It” by Jonathan Zittrain is about the history and development of the internet and looking towards the future were the internet is more controlled and regulated. The internet started just as its name implies as a network between users and their computers in which information was transmitted, using Zittrains analogy, like a person being passed around through a moss pit. In the past this was not much of a problem, but now that the internet had exploded in popularity safety concerns have arisen because of people that prey upon this free flow of information and try and use it for their own illegal purposes. Things like viruses, trojans and worms are commonplace now and it is worried that this fragile network might be in danger because of that.

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Get Twittering

What is Twitter? Well it’s blogging for people with ADHD. Updating your blog daily with painstaking detail of your every action not good enough, wish you could update in real time while your doing it as well as alert all of your friends simultaneously then Twitter is for you. All you have to do is go to twitter.com to sign up for a free account.

Once you’ve signed up you can set up your phone and instant messenger client to receive updates as well. It works like this you can log on to twitter and update your blog from there, or you can use your IM client or most importantly you can update your twitter blog from your phone.

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I’m not sure about this “Internet” thing

Check out this early news report on the breaking phenomenon “Internet” as they call it. Don’t worry, I won’t make you hold up a big sign saying “internet news cast video” in order to watch.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-160820776386465403

And they are correct that there is no emotion on the internet without emoticons. And just wait to see what people think the internet means to them. Especially some guy from England. Oh, and it has so much more soul then any person the one girl knows. Teh internetz has soulz?

The Internet is for Idiots

idiotI hate all of you morons out there on the internet. Week after week I give you brilliant and insightful articles, and what do you give me back? Shit that’s what. You shit in my face. You son of a bitches haven’t put my articles in the top 10 not once. How many fucking times do you have to read why You Tube works? Don’t you get how it works by now you cretins? Idiots like youself put stupid videos of them hurting themselves or ones where they make a whiny video blog about how lame and worthless their lives are and then you idiots watch it and say gee that guys just like me I should make a video and put it on You Tube and I could be famous too. But you don’t because your too fat and lazy and can’t waste any time reaching that next level in World of Warcraft, you sicken me. Don’t you realize how brilliant I am? Haven’t you read my articles and wept at the supreme literary prowess as it flows off the screen like poetry? Aparently not because you all are idiots. And how come none of you bastards ever posts any comments about my posts, huh? What are they too intelligent for your meager brains? But oh that article about some shit dick in Canada well we’ll just write like a million comments on that because we’re stupid Canadian and all we can do is comment about our own shitty country. Canada sucks, accept it. No one cares about you or your stupid country. If every one dropped dead in Canada tomorrow would anyone care? No the lead story would still be Justin Timberlake unveils new line of low rise jeans called Sexy Cracks. Why do I even bother extolling my wisdom to you unintelligent masses when you time and time again choose to ignore it? You all suck and I hate you, but you know what you won’t even read this so it doesn’t matter. Here’s a question for you to comment on, when I’m fucking your mother tonight should I punch her in the back of the head before or after I cum in her ass. Let me know your thoughts ;).