10 ways to get fired from Wayne Enterprises
One of the more interesting aspects of the Batman / Bruce Wayne character is that in addition to fighting crime, he also runs a large, multinational corporation. Actually, it's not so much interesting as it is an excuse for him to have enough money to constantly buy bat-supplies.
But you have to wonder what it must be like to work for Wayne Enterprises. Since you are reading this, instead of doing work, it is probably more pertinent to wonder what it's like to get fired from Wayne Enterprises.
Below are 10 ways to get fired from Wayne Enterprises. Note to fanboys: all the items below are strictly in canon (see references in (parenthesis)).
- Take the company private via an IPO, then demote Morgan Freeman to the Archives division. No one puts baby in a corner! (reference)
- Invent a popular puzzle-based video game, have your unscrupulous boss take all the credit. (reference)
- Murder a young boy's parents in from of him. (reference)
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Write an email that says Bruce Wayne sucks. (reference)
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Write an email that says Batman sucks. (reference)
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Write an email that says Bruce Wayne and Batman suck in equal and identical ways (reference)
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Violate the code of business conduct and do poorly on your quarterly performance reviews. (reference)
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Question the budget item marked “Batmobile tires� (reference)
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Cripple Batgirl. Just kidding, that's pretty funny. (reference)
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Mention to Bruce that you knew his father. When Bruce asks if you worked for Wayne Enterprises when you were younger, clarify that you meant you knew him in the biblical sense. (reference)