Price of Ohio Prostitute = 1 Pizza
Apparently here in Ohio prostitutes come cheap. Apparently about the cost of one Donato’s Pizza. The full story, which is brief in case you were worried, is basically a judge asked a “prostitute” (I put it in quotations because she is only an suspected prosty) to name her pimp. The prostitute denied the request, as you would assume. Then the judge had the little light bulb appear above her head and offered the young supposed sex worker a pizza in exchange for the offer.
I can only imagine that the conversation went like this:
Judge: So, please name your pimp for the court.
Sex Worker: Um…..I don’t have one? Or I mean…Um?
Judge: If you name your pimp the court will go easier on your sentence, I assure you. You will be protected against an repercussions that might occur.
Sex Worker: I’d rather not, thank you. I just don’t think it’s right.
Judge: So, nothing will make you talk? Even if it means reducing your own punishment?
Sex Worker: No, I don’t think so.
Judge: Hmmm………………… What about a free pizza?
Sex Worker: A free pizza? Well…..That might work. I do like pizza.
Judge: I know, who doesn’t like pizza. So what do you think? I’m thinking Pizza Hut?
Sex Worker: No, I don’t like their sauce. What’s close to here?
Court Officer: I think there is a Donato’s close by.
Sex Worker: I love Donatos! Extra pepperoni and mushrooms please and you have a deal!
Or something like that.
The judge bought the pizza and the sex worker ate it in the courthouse then sang like a canary. Just goes to show it doesn’t always have to be hard to get information out of suspects or witnesses. It just takes a free pizza.
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I wish I could get a bj for a slice of pepperoni pizza
June 30th, 2008 at 1:44 pm