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  1. What people don’t get is that it’s not about air line security. This is about terrorizing the travelers. People have to be constantly reminded how the “terra-ists” ruined our lives.

    Voice od Reason
    June 1st, 2008 at 9:16 am
  2. ter·ror·ist Audio Help /?t?r?r?st/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[ter-er-ist] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
    –noun 1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism.
    2. a person who terrorizes or frightens others.
    –adjective 5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of terrorism or terrorists: terrorist tactics.

    So… what organisation or group has been using fear to control or influance masses of people lately?

    June 3rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
  3. on my way to bulgaria traveling from a london airport, the security wouldn’t allow me through with my watch on, a Tokidoki “i love LA” watch, as it had symbols of guns on the watch face, and little plastic/metal half bullets on the side of the strap. there went my plan of hijacking witha time piece!

    June 9th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
  4. I wonder who t.f. ‘in charge’ thinks that 1984 will happen just because they relabel everything like the book.
    Stupid mother f**kers.

    If this is a sign of the intelligince of the real enemy, I’d say we really don’t have much to fear unless they somehow get to be in charge… of… the… worl….
    oh crap.

    June 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
  5. We all know TSA is screwed, so watch what you do. That’s it. I fly about twice a week and have been for years, and I’ve never had trouble. Pack everything onto your checked luggage and avoid a carry-on if you can. That’s it, it’s not rocket science.

    Stop being idiots
    June 15th, 2008 at 6:20 am
  6. This article is not only badly written, but also dull.

    I think there is either a spelling or grammar mistake in at least one in three sentences. Which would be no problem if the article was either interesting or amusing.

    I’d prefer to piss down my mothers left ventricle than read this again

    anonymous poster
    June 15th, 2008 at 11:52 am
  7. I suggest we go the opposite direction with air security. It should be as follows:

    Yes, you can bring a gun. There are only a few simple things you must understand.
    1 – You must inform us that you are packing.
    2 – You must inform us of the amount of ammo you have.
    3 – Do not chamber any rounds. If you decide to chamber a round all the people in the seats next to you will also chamber their rounds. Their guns will be quickly pointed at you.
    4 – Don’t do anything stupid or suspicious. Everyone else on the plane will take you down quickly.

    Of course there are loads of inherent issues with this idea. However, who in their right mind would mess with an airplane full of people with guns?
    Just an idea.

    June 18th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
  8. These are the same idiots who IGNORED the warning of the 9-11 attacks to begin with. If they had put all this energy into stopping the SAUDI ARABIAN terrorist, none of this would have happened. Would it, Bush, you f***ing retard!

    June 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
  9. This whole security thing is a waste of money not to mention that I see at least one First Amendment violation up there (the books, I read the full article).

    To avoid all that snooping I’d just take the bus, it’s cheaper and I’ve never heard anything about screenings at Greyhound stations.

    June 26th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
  10. Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that
    Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
    I don’t think sow
    I’ll see when I get there
    I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain’t trying to get arrested
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

    June 27th, 2008 at 1:02 am
  11. God damn it.

    Bel aired.

    June 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
  12. Not one thing the idiots at TSA and Homeland security would even slightly inconvenienced any real terrorist.

    I could easily demonstrate how to take over any airliner with items that are not only permitted buy would be almost impossible to detect if they were not.

    For that matter, two or three terrorists could take over the plane using nothing but a few rudimentary martial arts skills. Yes, I could teach you to do it in about 20 minutes. Unless you were as stupid as the TSA people, then it would be impossible.

    James Smith
    July 1st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
  13. I must agree with Clifford, that is a spectacular idea. Every one bring there own guns and we protect ourselves. Then, TSA wouldn’t be needed, there would no longer be the need for security. Hey! then, we could actually get to our planes on time! Imagine that! But no, if we all carried guns, then the government couldn’t control us anymore…. So that will never happen.

    July 2nd, 2008 at 8:11 pm
  14. Yay, USA rules the world. Beat the terrorism, beat the comunism, how? Use fashism…

    I hate stupid Americans (well, generaly I hate stupid people) and your idiocracy. How can you alow to be pushed around by your ‘leaders’. As if they were built to be followed.

    And now you have to terrorize my country, your soldiers can come to my country, kill someone, no questions asked… We signed a pact, to a country that makes a mother drink her own milk for its own amusment.

    Want to stop terrorism? Destroy the top, civil war, those that hurt you and the world deserve to die…

    July 9th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
  15. [...] Now it’s time to celebrate the stupidest reasons to ban people from planes. [...]

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    July 11th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
  16. Of course it isn’t about security, it’s to make people think they’re practicing security. They aren’t. Our borders are wide open and our govt. likes it that way. The probably could have prevented 9/11 but GW wanted to use it as an excuse for his war which has nothing at all to do with 9/11. American are some of the stupidest, naive and under educated people in the entire world and that IS counting third world countries. Come to think of it, before too long we will be a third world country.

    August 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

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