Why America is Doomed
Exhibit A: Two horrendous impersonators mock the people who we expect to be the leaders of our country. Apparently the office of the president has no respect anymore (thank you George W. Bush) and is now just a joke. Pretty much everyone feels that they are better than the candidates. Since both Barrack and Hillary were beaten by the big Samoan guy does that mean that he is the democratic candidate? I sure hope so I am not looking forward to more months of speculation and polling. He could probably kick John McCain’s ass well so the Democrats would have a lock come November.
Exhibit B: Yes that is all three of the presidential candidates shilling themselves to the WWE fans by giving atrocious wrestling catch phrases. The only one who is half way decent is Barrack, but that’s because his name rhymes with the Rock so its coincidental. Seriously after watching this I think we should restore the Monarchy and just get rid of the office of president.
Exhibit C: The full cut of John McCain’s promo. Have a fun drinking game by taking a shot every time he does a horrible catch phrase. Hopefully you’ll be drunk enough to forget that he actually is the Republican nominee for president and that we are doomed as a country. When China finally comes and conquers us which should be in about two years based on the amount of debt we have with them I look forward to it. I like Chinese food and Jackie Chan so I figure I’m half way there.
P.S. Who is Bearrik anyway? I want to vote for him because he wasn’t a part of this travesty.
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