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This is pretty amusing since Penn and Teller (you know I love those guys!) actually had this footage filmed to debunk "Professional Cryptozoologist Bigfoot Hunters", Bromazepam For Sale. It's a guy in an ape suit. Just like Nessy is a submarine toy ship with wood carved to look like a monster placed on the top. Bromazepam maximum dosage, People want to believe in crazy stuff. That is okay. Bromazepam For Sale, I just wish that people wouldn't waste my tax dollars on it. I mean, who is paying for these "Cryptozoologists" to go on their crazy trips to South America to look for dinosaurs or Scotland for Nessie, after Bromazepam. They must not make too much money, look at how bad their main website is. Bromazepam street price, UFOlogy

Moving on, let's talk about Ufology which is a larger crap pile than Cryptozoology. (I feel like maybe I shouldn't capitalize these terms, that I am making them more important by doing so, Bromazepam overnight, but oh well, just take it as I am mocking them even harder by capitalizing them.) Ufology is the study of UFOs. Now, I am not saying that there are not aliens, Bromazepam For Sale. Bromazepam over the counter, What I am saying here is that it is so easy to fake a UFO sighting that any amateur can make a "legitimate" (I use the term loosely) UFO film or take a "convincing" photo. And people just eat this crap right on up. Wikipedia says on the subject "One cannot obtain a "ufology" degree from any college or university, though there have been a few college or university courses on the subject, cheap Bromazepam no rx, often from a folklore perspective". Folklore. Bromazepam For Sale, Like, for example mythology. Where can i find Bromazepam online, It also says:

a lack of funding is a major factor in the institutional disinterest in UFO’s: "If the Air Force were to make available, say, $50 million per year for ten years for UFO research, it is quite likely that the subject would look somewhat less disreputable

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The next category was Parapsychologist but it is closely related to Paranormal Investigator so I decided to group these two together for brevity's sake, Bromazepam For Sale. Refering back to our original article our author tries his hand at humor while telling us about the exciting career in Parapsychology:

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Some of the key words I found interesting here: Sci Fi TV Series, Bromazepam canada, mexico, india, and the use of the word 'believe'. Yes, many people believe they can contact the dead just as many people believe that The King still lives. (I wonder if that is being studied by Cryptozoology, discount Bromazepam, too) And the Sci Fi TV Series. Are we to believe that Battlestar Galatica is a true account since it is on such a reputable channel known for delivering the truth.

So, basically Paranormal Investigators look for the paranormal (insert have no magical powers) while parapsychologists can move thing with their minds (insert have magical powers), Bromazepam For Sale. Cheap Bromazepam, Oh boy. Why don't they just find each other and write crappy books about it. Can a Paranormal Investigator marry a parapsychologist. I was going to put in a youtube video for the episode of Invader Zim where Dib gets to tail a Paranormal Investigator around as career day but unfortunately the interweb is full of retards (the bad kind not the good kind) who make fucking animated music videos with Zim so that I cannot find what I am looking for, Bromazepam reviews. Bromazepam For Sale, Thank you idiots, one and all. I hate you. I mean, Buy cheap Bromazepam no rx, they are horrible. Truly.


So that brings us to Conlinguist. These people, as I mentioned already, translate and speak languages like Klingon, Bromazepam For Sale. I really don't think this counts as a career path at all, buy Bromazepam without prescription. Unless you run Star Trek Conventions. Our esteemed author states "As one may imagine, Buy no prescription Bromazepam online, there isn’t a lot of demand for conlinguists." No. I don't believe it. Bromazepam For Sale, Learn a real language and do something useful with your life. I don't even want talk about this it's so ridiculous.

Pet Psychic

As you can probably tell from the bold highlighting my own personally added topic to this abomination of a career advice article is about the lovable pet psychics who make a buck off of dumb pet lovers, buy cheap Bromazepam. Just as much crap and closely related to Parapsychologists this little section gets it's own special category because of just how dumb it is. I used to make my husband watch that pet psychic show on Animal Planet just because it drove him crazy the bullcrap that came out of that crazy woman's mouth. Another Penn and Teller clip on that is just below, please watch, Bromazepam For Sale. Kjøpe Bromazepam på nett, köpa Bromazepam online, [youtube][/youtube]

This website tells us all about how pet psychics work, all the mumbo-jumbo. Basically by using ESP the person can communicate with animals either present, missing or dead, Bromazepam from mexico. It's great stuff, isn't it.

According to pet psychics, electromagnetic energy surrounds and penetrates everything in the universe, much like the force in "Star Wars." This energy is part of the radio spectrum, but scientists haven't figured out how to detect it. Bromazepam For Sale, Pet psychics can use energy to contact animals, no matter how far away the animals are or whether they are still living.

See, pretty much what I just said. The article goes on and talks about all sorts of aspects of the pet psychic's job but if you want to read it you can go there, I won't extrapolate on that here. Just keep in mind the article relates pet psychics ESP to using "The Force" from Star Wars.

In closing I will say that I don't necessarily deny the existence of the unknown. I do wonder why there are so many crazy people in these fields. Not really, actually. I was just trying to make those people I offend feel better. Sorry. The truth is out there, may the power be with you, blah blah blah.

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  1. Ironically there is no translation in the Klingon Database for virgin, which is probably the most useful word for Klingon conlinguists

    D WallZ
    April 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
  2. This is an awesome post. The ghosthunter stuff is so ridiculous… when we were in corporate housing I was surprised to see it all over three or four cable channels. Silly made up crap doesn’t belong on the Discovery channel.

    April 4th, 2008 at 2:42 am
  3. The more correct term is “conlanger” not “conlinguist”, which explains why you couldn’t find it on wikipedia.

    And the vast majority of actual conlangers consider what they do a hobby, not a career path (Like train-sets, or bird-watching).

    April 4th, 2008 at 5:42 am
  4. I’m sorry, I was unaware. Here is the Wikipedia link to conlanger.

    April 4th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
  5. [...] is a cute little animation about an alien.  My addition to the study of UFOlogy, if you will, even though I didn’t make the video, only found it on [...]

    Bicho - Unsought Input
    April 5th, 2008 at 8:01 am
  6. I’m sorry, but what do you do with your life except make fun of other people’s career choices? Just to clear things up, Parapsychologists do not necessarily have psychic experiences themselves, they just study the probability of the paranormal actually happening. Paranormal Investigators have jobs on the side because, more often than not, investigating haunted places are their hobbies, not career paths.
    Ghost Hunters is a reality show on Sci-Fi; BattleStar Galatica is not. That was a terrible attempt at compare and contrast, but nice try anyway.

    It disappoints me that you are so desperate to bitch about something you don’t understand that you are making horrible arguments. Pick up a book sometime, it might expand your mind.

    October 17th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
  7. Keighty, I have obviously hit a sore spot with you. Sorry I hurt your delicate paranormal feelings. And what kind of books were you suggesting I read? I actually read a lot. Were you perhaps suggesting something like Ghost Hunters the book or Crazy Conspiracy Theories proved by spooky Paranormal Phenomenon?

    And you are right, Battlestar Galactica is a much better show than Ghost Hunters. I didn’t mean to discredit Battlestar.

    October 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 am
  8. Alouette,

    I wrote this post, not as a serious advice column for the economically down and out but as an obviously tongue-in-cheek approach to the amusing realm of the paranormal. Think ‘blog post’, not ‘article’. Think ‘for fun’, not ‘for submission to the Harvard Business Journal’. You know, sarcasm? It’s kind of a new thing.

    So, instead of wasting your considerably limited writing abilities on defaming work that was intended to be only casual, sarcastic distraction at best, I suggest you stick to attempting to write your own stuff.

    Oh, and, just for the record, people actually do hold careers in these areas. They may not be as “accepted” as your reputable job as a content writer, but they do exist nonetheless. And there are more of them on the web than you can imagine.

    Peace out,


    July 16th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
  9. first of all, i do believe in these things and find it very offensive by your remarks on the topic.
    second, i know that ghosts exists because i have seen one before.
    and third, why would people just make all of these things up?
    that would be pointless and the stories have to come from somewhere.

    November 2nd, 2009 at 6:16 am
  10. I read minds of those who create false languages about pet psychics who can commune with dead unicorn robot aliens from neverland. I am very offended by your article and i will have you know i have my doctorate in para-linguistic-ologism and i do not think this very amusing. There are many others in my field that also believe this.
    and remember,Live long and prosper.
    in hell.

    Paranormal Unicorn Linguist Waffle-maker
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:51 pm

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