Just Say No Kids

If any of you kids out there are thinking about playing rock and roll music, just say no. Look what playing guitar for so many years has done to Eddie Van Halen. Don't end up like him kids, stay in school, music is a dead end street to creepy old guyville and believe me it's a lonely place to be. So the next time you think about joining a rock band because it's the "cool" thing to do, why don't you join an accounting firm and really be cool. Click the read more button to see a computer generated image of what Eddie Van Halen will look like in another 10 years.  

  1. I am confused, I don’t think your article posted how you wanted it to, rasty. Anyway, I wanna be a rock star but I will not play the guitar, so I should be cool, right?

    S. H. Skuld
    March 16th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
  2. Also, I like how the first google ad is for downloading kid songs, and the second one is for Van Halen. But for kids. Funny.

    S. H. Skuld
    March 16th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
  3. Stupid WordPress, there I fixed it now it works

    Peter Rasty
    March 16th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
  4. Take a look at Van Halen’s web site…If you still agree that beinging a rock star is a dead end road, buy a better pair of glasses…When that picture was taken, Eddie was in a downward spiral…Drinking all the time, not being able to put a decent band together…He checked into rehab shortly after that…Musicians need to be more responsible than accountants because of all the”cool people” that want to know them and live the “lifestyle”…Don’t drink, don’t do drugs, treat your instrument like a tool belt….Playing music is a trade…Treat it like one…And follow your dream!!!!
    As for Eddie…Poor little Eddie will hire the “cool” accountant to keep track of his 30.6 million that he made while looking run down last year…No offence, D WallZ, but I’m sick of people degrding what I do because of the cliche of the rock star…

    Bill Berry
    October 25th, 2007 at 6:48 am

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