The Internet is for Idiots

idiotI hate all of you morons out there on the internet. Week after week I give you brilliant and insightful articles, and what do you give me back? Shit that's what. You shit in my face. You son of a bitches haven't put my articles in the top 10 not once. How many fucking times do you have to read why You Tube works? Don't you get how it works by now you cretins? Idiots like youself put stupid videos of them hurting themselves or ones where they make a whiny video blog about how lame and worthless their lives are and then you idiots watch it and say gee that guys just like me I should make a video and put it on You Tube and I could be famous too. But you don't because your too fat and lazy and can't waste any time reaching that next level in World of Warcraft, you sicken me. Don't you realize how brilliant I am? Haven't you read my articles and wept at the supreme literary prowess as it flows off the screen like poetry? Aparently not because you all are idiots. And how come none of you bastards ever posts any comments about my posts, huh? What are they too intelligent for your meager brains? But oh that article about some shit dick in Canada well we'll just write like a million comments on that because we're stupid Canadian and all we can do is comment about our own shitty country. Canada sucks, accept it. No one cares about you or your stupid country. If every one dropped dead in Canada tomorrow would anyone care? No the lead story would still be Justin Timberlake unveils new line of low rise jeans called Sexy Cracks. Why do I even bother extolling my wisdom to you unintelligent masses when you time and time again choose to ignore it? You all suck and I hate you, but you know what you won't even read this so it doesn't matter. Here's a question for you to comment on, when I'm fucking your mother tonight should I punch her in the back of the head before or after I cum in her ass. Let me know your thoughts ;).

  1. That was very insightful. Ahh, the unbearable need for immortality through one’s words and the unmentionable need for peer approval. It reminds me of a poem by the late great–

    Just before I go on, to answer your question: After.

    People in the Sun
    October 18th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
  2. Blogger, heal thyself.

    October 18th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
  3. I heard somewhere that people like paragraphs.

    October 18th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
  4. JessB
    October 18th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
  5. Oh, man, everyone is so harsh to poor little dwallz. It’s just a cry for attention, guys. Be nice to dwallz or you’ll make him cry.

    oh, and jessb, if that was too long, i wonder what kind of articles you can read.

    why are you having sex w my mom? I thought you wanted to do my brother.

    S. H. Skuld
    October 18th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
  6. In my rabid furor to write this article I neglected to remember the paragraph structure ofthe English language. Just be glad I remember puncutation because next time I might not. Also anyone that doesn’t like this post and doesn’t completely agree with me is probably Canadian and you opinion and general existance don’t matter anyways.

    D Wallz
    October 18th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
  7. Quit crying, you big baby. Just because your articles don’t make it to the top 10 doesn’t mean you should write a purely tasteless article just to get a rise out of someone to reply to your post. Try writing something that is insightful once in a while rather than insulting. Also, try writing an article that is fully grammatically correct. Maybe people will take your articles a little more seriously.

    Annie Mo
    October 19th, 2006 at 9:56 am

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