Archive for September, 2006
How to download video games for free, the old fashioned way
In 1998, there was no bittorrent, no Kazaa, not even Napster. But there was still piracy. Not Johnny Depp piracy, which the MPAA likes, but movie, music and software piracy, which the MPAA hates.
Are you afraid of getting one of those scary letters from the RIAA? In fact, many of the old methods still work today, and so far they are under the lawyers' radar.
Some of you are familiar with the old standbys like IRC, Usenet, and Sneaker Net. In 1998, another method (which very few people remember) was even more popular – especially outside of the United States. This method was called PoE, or Pester over Email.
First, the person desiring a video game must find a fan site. Next they find the site admin's email address and send a message such as this one below:
From: Arturo Soriano Murillo Date: 10/24/1997 7:07 PM To: Jason Subject: hi friend hi i am fanatic of simcity 2000 but my files were destroyed and the friend that have the CD he change of state I want to see if you can sendme a copy of the complete version of simcity 2000 i need play more more more yeah cool cool PLEASE PLEASE send me that at the address of [removed] Javier Bravo Camelo Thanks friend
The above may look like a normal email, but it is fact a message formatted for the PoE protocol. The protocol RFC states that each PoE message must contain:
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Shallow declarations of friendship;
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Fictional, yet uninteresting story justifying piracy of the desired item;
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BEGGING IN ALL CAPS; and
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The string “more more more yeah cool cool,� used to pad the message to the correct byte size.
I happened to have a Sim City 2000 website at the time, and I found myself constantly on the “server� send of PoE transactions. I got emails such as this every week from exotic locations such as Argentina, Costa Rica, Russia, their dad's AOL account, Canada, and their mom's AOL account.
I dutifully responded to each any every one, and since 5 MB emails did not really fly back then, that meant I had to copy disks, booklets, and box art and ship everything via airmail (PoE RFC section 2.3.5). This was at great expense to myself--do you how much it cost to send “the sim cti 2000 2me NOW PLEASE� in 1998?
In the end, I couldn't keep up with the volume, fell below five nines uptime, and was eventually stripped of my PoE credentials by Vint Cerf and Al Gore in a brutal, but efficient ceremony that left me wet, naked, and shaking.
None of that happened. Most of the time I ignored these emails and eventually too many spam bots found that email address and I dropped it like an email address that was very hot or slippery and difficult to hold. But before that fateful day, when I could be bothered, I would reply with this standard email. Instructions for downloading video games with no risk of lawsuit:
From: Brandon Date: 3/29/1998 1:19 PM To: Jason Subject: Hi, could you please tell me where I can download the full version of Simcity 2000,
From: Jason Date: 3/20/1998 2:09 PM To: Jason Subject: Re: Sure, but you're going to need to use an older method of downloading the game. Since a lot of people aren't familiar with it, here's what you do: 1) Boot up your computer. 2) Load up DOS, Windows, or the Mac OS to determine which one your system uses. 3) Determine whether you have a CD-ROM drive, a disk drive, or both 4) Type that information down in a word processor and print it out. 5) If you do not have a printer, download it by hand on to a piece of paper. 6) Turn off your computer. 7) Get in your car, put your seat belt on and turn the ignition. 8) Carefully back out of your driveway and in to the street. 9) Drive to the nearest computer, office, or electronics store. (This is much like anonymous FTP). 10) Find the video games section of the store. If you cannot find it, locate a salesperson and click on "help". 11) Locate a large icon, or "box" labeled Sim City 2000. Do not double click! 12) Using the information from step 4-5, determine which "box" you should purchase. 13) Click and drag it up to the counter. Upload your credit card number or ash to the clerk. 14) Return home.
And just in case you've forgotten, don't copy that floppy.[wmv width="320" height="240"]http://www.archive.org/download/dontcopythatfloppy/dontcopythatfloppy.wmv[/wmv]
The Attorney General and Nonprofits
Google and Youtube are evil, copyright infringing parasites
I read a blog entry at ZDNet about Google and YouTube basing their business models on the shaky ground of the fair use doctrine. This could be a very interesting issue to talk about. Even today, 10 years since the web became mainstream, the application of copyright law and the boundaries of fair use on the Internet are not exactly nailed down. For a good intro to intellectual property law, take a look at the video at the end of the article.
Judging by the tone and word choice of the author of the ZDNet article, I think this is an attack on Google and YouTube's practices and business models. The author constantly uses loaded words and accuses Google and YouTube of trying to
...garner public support for their self-aggrandizing business models based on obtaining, exploiting, controlling, owning and monetizing others’ content cost-free and on a calculated disregard for certain copyright owners’ rights over their own content.
That's pretty harsh. The word “exploiting,� in particular, strikes me as over the top – this is the same word used to describe sexual abuse of children. I guess Google is evil, and YouTube is the IP version of the southern slaveholder, sitting on the veranda with a mint julep in hand while poor, downtrodden multinational media corporations slave away in the fields.
But later, when the writer quotes Google and YouTube directly, their quotes seem pretty measured, intelligent, and reasonable. For example, Google CEO Eric Schmidt:
The truth of the matter is, Google is not an evil, insidious parasite raping the intellectual property of poor, defenseless media companies. Google is a search engine. I have run several web sites, and I can tell you, search engines almost always provide most of your traffic. For every content producer that thinks Google's links or excerpts are unauthorized use of content, there are 1000 begging Google to link and excerpt their content more. Google provides a valuable service connecting people looking for content with content providers....I've learned that the law is not as crisply defined in this area as you might want. So in our case, we've analyzed this pretty carefully. We believe that the library work we're doing, given that we're not, in fact, reproducing the book but rather simply a snippet and then we have a pointer to the book, is absolutely permitted by fair use. Reasonable people can disagree with that, but that is our view and we spent a lot of time on it.
The more I look at the ZDNet article, the less I'm really sure what the problem is supposed to be. A good number of publishers are mad about the book search project, but that is only mentioned once or twice. Is the Google cache the problem? As far as I can tell, Google doesn't make any money off the cache, and the article seems more worried about Google's ill-gotten gains. If Google's caching of web pages is illegal copyright infringement, the entire web is in big trouble. It would mean you, dear reader, just broke the law - web browsers are constantly caching pages and images as you surf. Caching is one of the basic techniques used on every scale to make the web more usable.
Is Google's indexing of pages and news articles the infringement here? If I search for "Crappy music with huge marketing budgets" and a link to Paris Hilton's new CD comes up, Paris doesn't make any money off the ads that also appear on the right hand side of the search results page. So what? She doesn't make any money if I pick up Rolling Stone or USA Today and read about how crappy the CD is there, either.
I agree that there are some legal and moral gray areas here, especially with YouTube, but the discussion keeps getting bogged down by ludicrous crap like this. If linking to something is copyright infringement, the only possible remedy is to shut off the Internet, entirely.
In fact, such a precedent would spell big trouble for magazines and newspapers, who write thousands of words "reviewing" (their word for infringing) copyrighted intellectual property - without permission - and then profit off of advertisements on the very same page. If you're a grad student, you might want to get your thesis turned in real quick-such a ruling would make academic research impossible as well.
What do you think? Throw out fair use? Throw out copyright law? Ask Congress to make clear, logical rules about the use of content on the mysterious series of tubes their staff sends them Internets over? Post a comment below.
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